Cinderella Slut

Once upon a time in a far away land, there lived a man. This man was no ordinary man. Quite the contrary to be exact, this man was extraordinary.

One day, upon awakening, the young extraordinary man put on his favorite turtleneck and blazer on and charged forth on his daily morning promenade.

Along his trail, he would normally stop to whisper to a tree, sing to a flower, dance with a honeybee, or convert money. But that morning was different from all other mornings. Upon that special morning, the extraordinary man took but a mere three strides before being startled nearly to death.

He rarely ever bumped into another human being, and if he did, then that other human being would be yet a mere ordinary person, unlike himself, who was extraordinary. However, the person he collided with that morning was an extraordinary woman; a tall, beautiful, redhead extraordinary princess.

The extraordinary man was taken aback. His mouth open, eyes wide, and cheeks the color of rose with a hint of coy.

“Oh me, oh my,” whispered the extraordinary man to himself. “This is the mighty and marvellous Cinderella. She is so beautiful, I must introduce myself.”

With that, the extraordinary man erected his arm forth and thrust himself upon her. “Princess,” he said with a bow. “If I may introduce myself, I am the extraordinary man from yonder.”

“It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Extraordinary Man,” responded Cinderella with a slight nod of her wonderful head.

They cooed and gawked at one another for but a soft moment, and without much further ado, they grabbed each other’s faces and began to kiss passionately. In one fell swoop, the two were rolling around in the field, rustling and hustling, sucking face and clutching at parts that ordinary people don’t know or have.

Several intense hours later, the extraordinary man and the slutty princess put their clothes back on and said their goodbyes.

As the extraordinary man set off on his trail, he turned back toward the princess and said, “Thank you very much Princess, today you have fulfilled my wildest dreams. You truly are the sluttiest princess I have met to date.”

The princess was taken aback upon hearing such an exceptional compliment from such an extraordinary man. She placed her hand to her lips and puckered up. Her hand fluttered as she motioned to blow the extraordinary man one last kiss.

“Thank you,” she added.

The extraordinary man was never one for wearing his heart on his sleeve, but he couldn’t hold back after such a sensational encounter. He turned to his masked Fairy-bell and winked, “Today was another extraordinary day in my extraordinary life, huh Fairy-bell?”

“Today was awesome, my man.” 

(ART by CLIO LUNIA)